And I didn't even swear.................

I was getting ready to boil eggs for  a macaroni salad.  It was going to be a BIG salad, so LOTS of eggs :)    I always put my eggs in the pan and THEN fill with water before putting on the stove.  I filled the pan (with eggs), set it on the counter with the handle positioned NOT so well, turned around a few seconds later, and WHAM BAM THANK YOU MA'AM -  it's on the floor.  All I could do was stand there and stare.......and then call the little boys who we were tending, to come and see the mess that Grandma made !!  Goodness Gracious and Darn It All to Heck :)